The Boneman

Hope

Hope means hoping when things are hopeless, or it is no virtue at all...  As long as matters are really hopeful, hope is mere flattery or platitude; it is only when everything is hopeless that hope begins to be a strength.

- GK Chesterton

Behold Your King

"Paradox is the truth standing on its head, calling for attention."

-GK Chesterton

The Saddest Thing

"Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend."

- Jack Handey

See Spot Run

When a dog runs at you, whistle for him.

- Henry David Thoreau

Know Thyself

Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do.  In fact, that's good taste.

- Lucille Ball