Transformers - (Disappointing) I think this is going to be the last time I utter the words, "the special effects were good." Of course they were good, this isn't the Sci-Fi channel or something! The story and the dialogue were as thin and hokey as it gets. My favorite example of this is a scene when the teenage boy-hero has to get an artifact out of his room before the evil robots do it and annihilate the human race. Even though the good robots urge him to hurry for the sake of the human race, the boy is worried about what his parents might do if they hear him rummaging around! When his parents do hear noises and see lights they come and ask him if he has been... self-pleasuring in his room. This isn't what I signed up for with this movie. Instead of being entertained, I was bored, irritated, and inundated with corporate product placement (by the way, is there a new Camaro coming out?). This movie was a huge disappointment and I put it in the category with other flops like The Hulk and The Fantastic Four. Yuck.